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Ugly Doll Bop N' Beep
Gifts
Bop N' Beep love to do everything together. Be it an argument over snacks, which movie to see, or what color race car not to drive, they always see things quite differently from one another. Bop gets along really well with Ox (they see things X to X) while Beep happens to think Wedgehead really knows his stuff. (just stuff, you know) So hey, are Bop n' Beep really attached to each other, or are they just really good pals? They got eachother's back Jack! Now they just need you to play referee. |
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Ugly Doll Little Ugly/Jeero
Gifts
What's up with Jeero? Don't ask. What time is it? Where's my keys? What are bills? Jeero doesn't know! Neener neener neener the questions never stop...Why does everyone ask Jeero? Do noses mean you're smarty? Anyway, Jeero will like hanging out with you. You seem to have the same workout routine...one...done! DONUT RUN! LITTLE UGLYS ARE 7" TALL |
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Ugly Doll Moxy
Gifts
Moxy's got a lot of "moxy". She's a real get up and go Ugly, with far more energy than her older brother OX. Moxy's favorite activity seems to be bouncing off the walls and jumping in and out of mischief. Her giant antennas are always on the look out for a good time, and she can hear a party from miles away. She could hear you coming from all the way back over there! Are you a party animal? No? Would you like to take care of one? No? Well that's ok because Moxy is here to take care of you. She can take care of pretty much any problem you may have...it's a gift of hers. For example, see how messy your room is? No problem! See? Moxy is on your side. |
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Ugly Doll Little Ugly/Cinko
Gifts
Poor little Cinko. He freaks out over everything. He's even a little bit nervous... especially about WATER! Are tears water? What if I have a family and they all order water at the drive thru??? Can Ice-Bat melt? That's water! On and on he goes... Cinko needs a break. Don't we all? If you help out little Cinko with his water problem, he'll be sure to stick with you forever. Yeah but not when you wake up early. LITTLE UGLYS ARE 7" TALL |
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Ugly Doll Little Ugly/Ox
Gift
Ox has a special magic trick. You know that stuff in your house? well that all belongs to OX now. That's right! He would just borrow it for a few hundred years, but that's way too temporary. OX is here to stay, so he likes things that are more permanent...like his dedication to looking out for you and his best buddy Wedgehead, who also used to have a lot of stuff. OX likes you, not just for the money...but because you read all of this and didn't run. LITTLE UGLYS ARE 7" TALL |
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Cat Butt Magnets
Gifts
Five breathtaking depictions of your favorite breeds' backsides. Free hairballmagnet included! |
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Bacon Strip Bandages
Gifts
What heals boo-boos faster than a regular bandage? Bacon Bandages, of course! 15 Actual bandages! |
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Smorkin' Labbits Lil' Gimp Series
Gifts
Frank Kozik's smoking bunnies return, this time decked out in festive gimpoutfits. Set includes 5 different styles. |
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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
Gifts
Do you have more cats than ex-boyfriends? Do you own more than one piece of clothing with a cat on it? Do you buy the kind of ice cream your cats prefer instead of the kind you like? |
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National Embarrassmints
Gifts
Get that YUCKY CIVIL LIBERTIES taste out of your mouth with these yummy mints! |
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Indictmints
Gifts
Yummy peppermints that are so good you almost forget that our elected leaders are criminals! USA! USA! |
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String Doll MonsterMan
Cool ear X-tacy exclusive dolls! Made from ONE CONTINUOUS STRING!Size in inches: 2 1/2 tallPS: String Dolls are loved by all ages but have small parts - please don't buy for kids under the age of 8 |
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String Doll Mr. Mummy
Cool ear X-tacy exclusive dolls! Made from ONE CONTINUOUS STRING! Size in inches: 2 1/2 tall PS: String Dolls are loved by all ages but have small parts - please don't buy for kids under the age of 8 |
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String Doll Joe Ninja
Cool ear X-tacy exclusive dolls! Made from ONE CONTINUOUS STRING! Size in inches: 2 1/2 tall PS: String Dolls are loved by all ages but have small parts - please don't buy for kids under the age of 8 |
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String Doll Lover Boy
Cool ear X-tacy Indie Store exclusive dolls! Made from ONE CONTINUOUS STRING! Size in inches: 2 1/2 tall PS: String Dolls are loved by all ages but have small parts - please don't buy for kids under the age of 8 |
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String Doll Zombie
Cool ear X-tacy exclusive dolls! Made from ONE CONTINUOUS STRING! Size in inches: 2 1/2 tall PS: String Dolls are loved by all ages but have small parts - please don't buy for kids under the age of 8 |
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String Doll Big Voodoo
Cool ear X-tacy exclusive dolls! Made from ONE CONTINUOUS STRING! Size in inches: 2 1/2 tall PS: String Dolls are loved by all ages but have small parts - please don't buy for kids under the age of 8 |
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